So here I am with a spoon. Not a fork or, God forbid, a knife. My parents only trust me with spoons for the moment. It's not even an instrument of eating, rather Mama and Papa placate me with spoons to keep me entertained while they are eating. How unfair. I believe that my eating skills are lagging.On top of that I don't even use a sippy cup yet. You remember sippy cups, the closed-top spillproof cups designed for small children. I should've been introduced a long while ago. Why do my parents not trust me? I do feed myself from the bottle and even tip it up to keep the flow going when it's nearly empty. But alas, today I have only a spoon. I do find that spoons make nice clattering noises when thrown onto the tile floor. How's that for an eating instrument?









